Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Confused Britney Stumbles into Award Show Dressed like a Clown

Britney Spears surprised everyone at the 52nd Dashboard Awards last night in San Diego. She stumbled onto the stage muttering "I'm a rock star" and proclaiming that the award show is for "womanizer womanizers." She was escorted off the stage where she was treated for dementia and insanity. Her outfit was apparently stolen off a clown mannequin at the front entrance. No charges are being laid, however the president of the academy made the following statement:
"Our hearts and thoughts go out to Britney and her family during this difficult time."
Lets hope someone really gets through to her this time and makes sure she gets the help she needs.