Sunday, November 15, 2009

Mariah Can't Quite Hold it In

It seems that Mariah's sudden weight gain has caused some bladder control problems! Mariah was caught taking a leak into the water at a beach in Mexico during her latest video shoot. The gross part is, she didn't even bother to pull her bathing suit aside, or to wade into the water. She may have gained 100 pounds, but shes definitly lost her dignity.

Mariah's rep refused to comment, but beach officials who witness the disgusting event commented that "it is a criminal offence to urinate in public, and beaches are no exceptions".

I wonder if they make exceptions for whales....

Diddy Catches Crabs on the Beach

Sean "Diddy" Combs was spotted at a Hamptons pharmacy this weekend, picking up pyrethrin lice shampoo, a common medication for Crabs.
He was later spotted on the balcony of his summer house, repeatedly scratching his pubes.

It is suspected that he picked up the annoying STI while he was out partying this weekend. I don think he'll be getting much action any time soon since these pictures have been released!

Stay safe, to save yourself from STIs, and embarassment.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Amy Winehouse's Indecent Public Behaviour

Amy Winehouse, apparently on Ecstasy, was caught masturbating on a public beach during her vacation in the Barbados. With her nipple exposed and her hand on her cooch, she was asked by a beach patrol person to change her behaviour or to face charges. When confronted, Winehouse allegedly claimed that she thought that masturbating and nudity was both legal and encouraged on the beaches. This is just proof of how much trouble Winehouse is in with her drug use. Someone needs to reach out to her and help her. fast.

Lindsay Lohan Warned to Brush Teeth, or Leave

Lezlo and girlfriend Samantha's relationship is on the rocks due to Lyndsey's lack of personal hygiene. Not only has she stopped showering as often as she used to, she has also refrained from brushing her teeth, despite urges from friends and family to pay more attention to her body odours. An insider comments;

Her and Samantha used to always be seen cuddling and making out in the clubs, but now with Lindseys dirty smelly habits, Samantha is thinking that she needs to give her girlfriend an ultimatium - wash up or walk out!

Thats almost as disgusting as those nasty red dots that cover her body. Someone should have given her a toothbrush for Christmas!!