Sunday, November 15, 2009

Mariah Can't Quite Hold it In

It seems that Mariah's sudden weight gain has caused some bladder control problems! Mariah was caught taking a leak into the water at a beach in Mexico during her latest video shoot. The gross part is, she didn't even bother to pull her bathing suit aside, or to wade into the water. She may have gained 100 pounds, but shes definitly lost her dignity.

Mariah's rep refused to comment, but beach officials who witness the disgusting event commented that "it is a criminal offence to urinate in public, and beaches are no exceptions".

I wonder if they make exceptions for whales....

Diddy Catches Crabs on the Beach

Sean "Diddy" Combs was spotted at a Hamptons pharmacy this weekend, picking up pyrethrin lice shampoo, a common medication for Crabs.
He was later spotted on the balcony of his summer house, repeatedly scratching his pubes.

It is suspected that he picked up the annoying STI while he was out partying this weekend. I don think he'll be getting much action any time soon since these pictures have been released!

Stay safe, to save yourself from STIs, and embarassment.