Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Angelina Jolie Steals Asian Child

Once again, Angelina is seen trying to kidnap an asian child off the street. Just last week she was seen taking hostage of an african american girl, and this is becoming a strange pattern of behavior for the childless woman.
"She is really stressed out about not having any of her own children, so she seems to feel as if she deserves other peoples kids. Its really sad to see" a source close to her stated. "It seems as if she has paranoid anxiety post-mother disorder" says Dr.Finagan (who does not treat Angelina).
Hopefully she goes to rehab and gets help soon, before any other kids are torn from their parents arms.